swords

Don't fuckin' touch swords!

Swords'll cut your fuckin' hands off!

by Douglas Young October 7, 2007

sworded

Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"

ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."

by Misfit September 13, 2003

sword

a sharp, flat, penis

jeanette painfully played with grant's sword last night.

by zeroman3000 January 3, 2009

sword

Next to the gun, mans best friend in terms of weaponry. It is basically a bladed instrument whose primary funtion is to be used as an offensive weapon. Many cultures produced unique swords. Sword production goes back thousands of years when man first learned to manipulate metals and inproved greatly throughout time. Japanse focused sword creation on impressive katanas with notorious slicing properties. Middle Eastern swords aka scimitars had curved blades for quick strikes and fast combat. Swords from ancient Medderterainia were short and used more for stabbing opponents. Europeans created long heavy swords for brutally smashing, hacking and cleaving enemies.

damn that swords scary

by ohwefoh September 28, 2006

sworded

done for. Ruined. Wrecked.

"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."

by Sparkina1967 December 28, 2005

Sworded

to be struck with a sword and killed

"Oh dear Troy you have been sworded"

by J tre December 4, 2003

Swords

1. The act of swordplay with two or more penises; a cockduel.

2. The crossing of urine streams in a fractious manner.

Hey I'm bored; you up for swords?

by Franklin McGee May 28, 2004