p squared 

Penis and a paycheck

It's a reason why women stay in their unfulfilling relationships. When your husban ticks you off, remind yourself that he has p squared. If you are satisfied with the quality of his penis and his paycheck, then you can tolerate the rest of the crap.

p squared by Roxanna Stephens June 18, 2006

P Squared 

A creepy guy who likes small children. Often is large, appears to be 40-years-old, balding, and pretends that he's in college.

College student #1: "That dude is making the moves on that girl who appears to be 13."
College student #2: "Talk about a total P Squared. What a creeper."

P Squared by GMU Girly Girl March 5, 2008

p squared 

premium pussy

BDS wishes Justin S. had a P^2 so he could bang him.

p squared by Anonymous April 2, 2003

p squared 

Pussy puller, irritating friend that always seems to leave the party with incredible females that you to would also like to leave with

jason: man that girl was incredible last nght
me: jason you are such a P Squared

p squared by Tree tree February 11, 2006

p squared 

party posse, the boy band Bart was in.

We now bring you to the new music video by p squared.

p squared by kugo October 26, 2006

P squared 

short for pocket pussy.
can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is actin like a pussy.

"hey man let me copy your homework"
" no, i dont wanna get caught"
"QUIT BEING SUCH A P SQUARED BITCH!!!!"

P squared by P squared enthusist June 4, 2008

p squared 

gettin some because said pussy felt bad for you.

"Pity Pooter"

Setting FirePit
Penis: Hey Vag do you like Josh
vagina: No i just felt bad.
Penis: What do you mean?
vagina: I let him finger me :(
penis: hahahahah lololooo Rotflsauce
Vagina: Dont tell him
Penis: okay we"ll just make up a nick name

PITY POOTER=p squared

p squared by crazyshoewilliams July 14, 2009