astroglide surprise 

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

astroglide surprise by hititlong January 6, 2006

astroglide ponytail

A string of astroglide left on the receiver's ass after anal intercourse.

I left that slut with an astroglide ponytail!

astroglide ponytail by Fearstyle March 10, 2008

astroglidoma 

The callous you get on your hand from masturbating too much without enough lubricant.

"Dude, I can barely hold a pen this morning. My astroglidoma is killing me."

astroglidoma by Mario140 October 16, 2006

Astrocide

Death in space

Jimmy: if I live long enough to go to space, I’m commuting astrocide

Timopher: jimmy are you high

Astrocide by Timopher October 31, 2020

astrogliding 

Sliding through situations in life frictionlessly.

On March 18, 1965 Alexei Leonov was the first human to be caught astrogliding in space.

astrogliding by 303 bham May 28, 2010

astrogliding 

Verb. Meaning the act of well-lubricated anal sex or a well-lubricated handjob. The polar opposite of dryjack or dryfuck. In terms of anal, usually pertaining to fast, frenzied, and incredibly pleasurable. Never used in the singular.

1. It didn't take long for Matt to reach an incredible, trembling climax while he was furiously astrogliding his lover.
2. Nobody was interested in the fact that Jack was astrogliding to the sound of Angela's voice.

astrogliding by Miss Necrosis M. Atrophy May 16, 2006

astroglidenomical 

an astroglide volume of enormous magnitude; immense,

The ammount of bullshit that comes out of Khams vagina is astroglidenomical. : Dude you got screwed by that deal astroglidenomically.

astroglidenomical by Zionpsyfer and JayBerry May 13, 2006