12 definitions by hititlong

Top Definition
Being upset with a bitter look on your face in the same manner as a baby with a full diaper.
Sheila looked like Mrs. Poopy Pants when she didn't get a Louis Vuitton purse for Christmas.
#upset #angry #whinning #depressed #bitter
by hititlong January 04, 2006
A woman who is both fat and annoying. What jack Nicholson called the waitress annoying him in "As Good as it Gets."
Elephant girl, go get Carol.
#fat #annoying #bad service #ugly #nosey
by hititlong January 04, 2006
The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.
If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.
#sneaky #anal sex #payback #midnight surprise #revenge
by hititlong January 05, 2006
The most awful state of being possible.
After flying 18 hours to Japan, next to 2 smelly fat guys and 3 screaming children, I was totally infested.
#tired #worn out #exausted #beaten #spent
by hititlong December 27, 2005
An ironic name for a girl who won't have anal sex.
Hey salad girl, why won't you let me do you in the pooper.
#prude #virgin #nice girl #tease #anal slut
by hititlong January 04, 2006
A more subtle way of calling someone a jerkoff/jackoff. One who pulls his pud instead of doing what he is supposed to.
It took us 6 hours to play golf because there were so many pullers in front of us.
#jackoff #jerkoff #staller #time waster #annoying
by hititlong January 04, 2006
An erect penis, sticking out like a tall building.
Seeing those giant tits gave me an ediface.
#hard on #woody #erection #pitching a tent #excited
by hititlong January 04, 2006
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