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12 definitions by hititlong

 
1.
Being upset with a bitter look on your face in the same manner as a baby with a full diaper.
Sheila looked like Mrs. Poopy Pants when she didn't get a Louis Vuitton purse for Christmas.
by hititlong January 04, 2006
 
2.
A woman who is both fat and annoying. What jack Nicholson called the waitress annoying him in "As Good as it Gets."
Elephant girl, go get Carol.
by hititlong January 04, 2006
 
3.
The most awful state of being possible.
After flying 18 hours to Japan, next to 2 smelly fat guys and 3 screaming children, I was totally infested.
by hititlong December 27, 2005
 
4.
The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.
If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.
by hititlong January 05, 2006
 
5.
An ironic name for a girl who won't have anal sex.
Hey salad girl, why won't you let me do you in the pooper.
by hititlong January 04, 2006
 
6.
A more subtle way of calling someone a jerkoff/jackoff. One who pulls his pud instead of doing what he is supposed to.
It took us 6 hours to play golf because there were so many pullers in front of us.
by hititlong January 04, 2006
 
7.
An erect penis, sticking out like a tall building.
Seeing those giant tits gave me an ediface.
by hititlong January 04, 2006