Penis Tree 

An old Oak tree in Marietta, Ga with one large, mis-shapen branch that strangly resembles a penis. COntrary to popular belief, to young people from Old Marietta, this is the most well known landmark, not The Big Chicken.

Yeah, all you have to do is hang a left after the Penis Tree and you'll be on Kennesaw Avenue.

Penis Tree by Wallis Fuller September 8, 2006

penis painting tree goat 

a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.

Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.

penis painting tree goat by zeewatinaho March 1, 2011

Tree penis

A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.

Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis

Tree penis by Poseidonskid November 24, 2018

Christmas Tree Penis

A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.

Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!

Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!

Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!

Christmas Tree Penis by Lumaria December 1, 2009

Rusty Tree Penis

A tree with a stick that is sticking up an ass. :D

A rusty tree penis is sitting on a tree with it up your ass.

Rusty Tree Penis by James Malcom June 11, 2008

Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'

Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis

Tree Penis by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025

penisreef 

Not really quite sure what it is, Melanie just likes the word.

"penisreef should be in the dictionary!"

penisreef by tylinx October 9, 2008