9 definitions by Poseidonskid
Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis
by Poseidonskid November 25, 2018
A vroom vroom vroom and a beep beep beep
by Poseidonskid June 19, 2018
Gods where do I even start... she is the god damn best being in the whole fucking world. She works hard to get things done and is very reliable she loves the environment and nature and wants to help people in as many ways possible she is a HUGE geek and loves books and video games she has a couple close friends that she loves a shit ton she is very creative and the most beautiful person you’ve ever seen she is so sexy and everyone wants her and she is very Chivalrous but if you cross her she could beat you up so bad you wouldn’t be able to stand up for a month if you piss her off she will roast you and she will roast you good
I love you so so much Esme <3
I love you so so much Esme <3
by Poseidonskid October 10, 2018
The sweetest girl you will ever meet she is sexy and creative all of the guys want to date her but she soooo soooo gay.
by Poseidonskid June 10, 2018
Backstabbing son of a bitch who only cares about drawing attention to themselves and they lie a whole shit ton and they deny that they have. All in all they are a huge asshole.
Person 1: Omg Lily told me that she lives in a mansion.
Person 2: That’s a lie she lives in a tiny house that has cracks in the walls.
Person 2: That’s a lie she lives in a tiny house that has cracks in the walls.
by Poseidonskid June 19, 2018
Person 1: where’s Jed I thought he would go on this camping trip?
Person 2: no he is to busy play Xbox, man he really pisses me off!
Person 2: no he is to busy play Xbox, man he really pisses me off!
by Poseidonskid June 19, 2018
A bitch that thinks you are at fault for everything and calls you a bitch for doing everything while they do nothing
by Poseidonskid October 9, 2018