chuff

To masturbate, to have a wank

I had a chuff
I fancy a chuff

by Samwell July 19, 2006

chuff

The hair that surronds your asshole.

Your girlfriends chuff hair is peaking out of her thong, Has she heard of waxing?

by Anonymous July 19, 2006

chuff

Nickname given to the Grumman TBF Avenger, an American Carrier based Torpedo Bomber of WWII.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

chuff

To greedily inhale cannabis sativa. To pull big hits of weed. To totally consume challenge hits, and/or completely finish a stacked bowl.

That Adam - he chuffed the entire marleybone before we had a chance to hit it!

by boltonoutlaw January 08, 2009

chuff

Akin to moron. Is used to describe someone who is acting stupidly, or in a imbecile manner. Usually the use of the word is triggered by speech or an act of incredible idiocy; a feeling of cringe on the part of the accuser after witnessing the unfortunate/hilarious event is also common.

The fictional character David Brent in 'The Office' is a prime example of a chuff.

by metal_gimp March 27, 2008

chuff

Small hairs on one's butt. Butt hair.

Shave your chuff, that shit is nasty.

by Dave Christensen July 19, 2006

chuff

chubby + buff.
muscular in a fat (sort of) way.

girl 1: (points to a chuff guy) dude, that guys hella buff.
girl 2: no way gurlll, hes chuff!

by OHAYTHUR5010 May 29, 2009