Googleheimer's 

The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.

I've got Googleheimer's so bad that between the garage and the office, I forgot what I was going to look up.

Googleheimer's by DigNbubbles September 16, 2008

End-stage Googleheimer's 

The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.

Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.

End-stage Googleheimer's by brainyuck May 12, 2011

googleheimers 

The very same as googleheimer's... just incorrect

"I've so got the googleheimers!"

"You mean googleheimer's?"

"Wha.. oh.. yeah, of course, sorry."

googleheimers by Sylvester Vogtstokk March 25, 2010

Googleheimers 

Being Late or forgetting something because you were distracted by the internet, a computer, or a mobile device.

A sign of being a Zombot

*Bob sprints to time clock*

Kristy: "Your half an hour late! What happened?"

Bob: "Time just slipped away when I found this new site"

Tom: "Ah you had a case of googleheimers today. Last week I had to call in my case was so bad"

Googleheimers by RolandoPico May 10, 2011

Googlezheimers 

Googlezheimers occurs when you forget something a few seconds after you look it up

I can’t remember what it is and I only Googled it this morning, must be suffering from Googlezheimers

Googlezheimers by Monoculi October 8, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004