couch monster 

a very mean woman that lays on the couch all day every day and screams at the top of her lungs for people passing to do stuff for her or just to make noise.This is a very dangerous beast to keep in a house hold they susstain themselves off of making every one around them miserable,and is sometimes known to attack even pets. the king of the couch monsters is marryed to origen and relies on him for every thing except sex

as i was walking by the couch the couch monster attacked me for the remote so she could watch geroldo's special on mateing ant colonys because she didnt like to watch monday night football

couch monster by origen September 15, 2008

Couch Monster 

A female college freshman who fucks numerous members of the rugby team on the couch in the rugby house, couches in Sophomore dorms, or just straight up raw dawgs on the couch.

Yo, Garbage Dick just got Couch Monstered in Hitchcock!

Yo, Joe just got caught by the couch monster!

Couch Monster by Joey Peanuts March 10, 2009

couch monster 

an overweight, lazy, typically jewish friend who constantly passes out on friends, family and co-workers couches at any time; mid-day, evening and latenight.

look at jon, drooling on himself with his hand down his pants - completely disregarding the fact that it's noon on Saturday - damn Couch Monster.

couch monster by beeebrown February 16, 2009

Cooch Monster 

A person (male or female) obsessed with going down on a girl. They spend their days and time thinking and/or talking about going down on a girl. Think of them as you would think of the Cookie Monster and his cookies.

Fucking Brian is coming tonight, I can't deal with all his vag talk, he's such a cooch monster.

Cooch Monster by NiczNJax February 24, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004