Top Definition
A person (male or female) obsessed with going down on a girl. They spend their days and time thinking and/or talking about going down on a girl. Think of them as you would think of the Cookie Monster and his cookies.
Fucking Brian is coming tonight, I can't deal with all his vag talk, he's such a cooch monster.
by NiczNJax February 24, 2010

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