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Tittenfick 

Tittenfick is a very multifunctional German word.
The literal translation means Tittie Fuck.
In some regions in Germany it's also used to show different kinds of emotion, no matter if positive or negative.
It's also possible to say it instead of a word you just forgot at the moment.
Krasser Tittenfick! Hast du dieses geile Auto gesehen?
(What a Tittenfick! Have you seen this great car?)

Tittenfick! Sie haben schon wieder ein Tor gemacht!
(Tittenfick! They scored a goal again!) Tittenfick can be meant positive as well as negative. It just depends on what team you support...

Mach den Tittenfick (=computer, TV, was auch immer...) da mal aus!
(Come on and shut down this Tittenfick (=computer, TV, whatever...)!
Tittenfick by Tittenking August 22, 2006
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Tittonicks 

When a girl has extremely large breast, but when gets older they sink
Those girls tits look nice but I bet they will get Tittonicks!
Tittonicks by Tyler, Trevor June 17, 2010
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Tittlenickle 

The process of super-glueing two nickles to your nipples and then tearing them off repeatedly until the nipple is no longer visible/and or a bright red
Did you hear, Amys mentally retarded brother Tittlenickled himself to death last night
Tittlenickle by Andrewmcdias July 18, 2010

Tittynickle 

The act of sucking on a woman’s Breasts until she has an orgasm
Yo man last night I gave that girl a Tittynickle
Tittynickle by Dr.T_fame February 19, 2019
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026