dececious 

A combination of the words deceitful and facetious. Using a truthful and/or sarcastic statement to perpetuate a mistruth.

Letting someone believe what they want to believe

"So did you end up going home with that guy I have a crush on last night?"

Honest answer "We left the party early, went back to his place, fooled around for a while but I was home pretty early."

Dececious answer "He was cute, but not really my type. I was tucked up in my own bed by one"

dececious by KristyGrl August 20, 2006

Raspy deliciousness 

Originates from the beautiful voice of South Korean and DAY6 band leader; Park Sungjin.

His voice is gifted with the perfect balance between raspy and delicious and has therefore been titled as “raspy deliciousness” by many.

Someone: “have you heard this voice? I can’t even begin to explain this sensation my ears are experiencing right now!!”

An intellectual: “it’s... raspy deliciousness”

Raspy deliciousness by Sungjin enthusiast February 10, 2019

Diarrhea delicious 

When something tastes so good, you will eat it even if it gives you diarrhea.

Dude 1: “Ohh man… I’ve had the shits for two days from eating that 7 bean dip your mom made.”

Dude 2: “Yeah that sucks, but that dip is diarrhea delicious!!”

Diarrhea delicious by Roxxhard December 7, 2010

They are most certainly not delicious! 

A line said by SpongeBob when he and Patrick were walking by a billboard advertising Barnacle Chips.

Patrick: Eat Barnacle Chips. They're delicious.

SpongeBob: They are most certainly not delicious!

They are most certainly not delicious! by Master Tonberry March 13, 2005

Delicious Boat 

A wonderful person, someone who you appreciate having around. Mostly used as a term of affection for someone who's just done you a favor.

"Did you get me coffee? Thank you! You are a delicious boat."
"The worst thing I can say about that girl is that she is not a delicious boat."

Delicious Boat by EWBANH February 3, 2010

Red Delicious 

A nickname borrowed from the common apple which is used to describe an extremely attractive female who easily turns red due to any kind of embarrassment or laughter.

Casper: "Hey girl, you're super cute."
Jessica: "Awww stop it! You're making me blush!"
Casper: "You're even cuter when you blush. You're a Red Delicious!"

Red Delicious by crispychicken November 1, 2012

Delicious Candy

Delicious Candy

Candy that is delicious.
Much like delicious cake, you must eat it!

If you see a delicious candy in the hands of someone else,
even if that person were a small child;

you must SEIZE AND CONSUME it.

This is delicious candy
YOU MUST EAT IT

If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of small child
would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!

Delicious Candy by rzhhhh July 7, 2010