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rustoleum 

The fecal matter sprayed across a nearby wall when a man or woman, frantically masturbating, loses control of his or her bowels.
Damn it! I almost made rustoleum last night, but I was too far from the wall.
rustoleum by eh Mule February 17, 2007
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Rustoleum 

Thick paint that sticks to all most all surfaces. Usually only requires one coat. Is extremely opaque and has clean lines with the right caps/tips which makes is unbelievable good for graffiti writers. Is also easy to come by unlike montana or belton, which no one can afford anyway.
If you plan on painting a fresh wall, or a rusty train. Get some rustoleum, that fish oil will stick for years.

Also known as Rusto.
Rustoleum by anonymous815 September 9, 2008
A truck, van or car made by Chevrolet that is totally full of rust. Typically in south Florida where it's hot and rains a lot the roof and hood of many Chevrolet and Pontiacs have heavy surface rust with peeling paint. A defect in the sheet metal GM used in the 80's and 90's caused this. Many older Camaros, Sunbirds, Cavaliers and Celebritys had a rusting roof/hood problem.
Tommy - Hey Bruce, check out that Z28. That things got one badazz set of wheels on it.

Bruce - Yeah.. but damn look at the paint... or what's left of it. That things a Rustolet Camaro... it seriously NEEDS body work. Like a rock ehh. lol
Rustolet by Wrigleys Gumchewz July 11, 2014

Rustolube 

A makeshift lubricant used for anul sex with a woman. The ingredients include dried up period blood, vaginal musus, spit, and fecal matter. Ideally this mixture is possible when having bareback vaginal intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.
Sven didn't think he'd get his cock in Gina's ass but then he remembered he learned about rustolube in the boy scouts.
Rustolube by tactrash May 14, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026