A set of dillusional statements made by a man regarding his relations with women. Typically the subject exaggerates his success rate with women even though those around him know the truth.
When Moe referred to himself as The King of All Ass despite the fact that he hadn't been laid in six months, I knew he was using the pussy paradox again.
by tactrash July 01, 2008
Get the Pussy Paradoxmug. When a group of male friends block out the advances of random whores at a bar or club. The act shows no interest in said whores, thus generating further interst from whores and a sense of entitlement and insecurity. The end result is male companions using whores for sex with false promises of future contact via phone/email.
Jon and Bob immediately threw up a cunt wall at The Plough In The Stars knowing full well they'd get what they wanted by the end of the night.
by tactrash April 23, 2008
Get the Cunt Wallmug. A method used for increasing the rank of a random whore met at a bar or club. The curve is similar to that used by a college professor when his students all performed poorly on a test.
Stewart knew the girl he met at Reale's was only a 5 but using his ass curve, he bumped her up to a 6.5.
by tactrash June 19, 2008
Get the Ass Curvemug. When a man has low self-esteem and latches on to the first piece of scuz that looks in his direction at a bar. This illness usually results in the dismay of subject's friends as well as an over-inflated sense of accomplishment
by tactrash April 23, 2008
Get the Vaginal Complacencymug. The awful feeling a man experiences when he slides his hand down a young woman's panties, only to find that she shaves/waxes her pubic area. This effect only applies to a small number of American men (aprox 1-2%)who enjoy a nice full bush over the generic standard of a shorn beaver.
I had the worst case of pubic dismay on Friday night when I took that pig home. Her attempts to be sexy for me were ruined when I felt her brillo pad pussy.
by tactrash May 02, 2008
Get the Pubic Dismaymug. An insecure man who gradually works his way towards interaction with a woman who peaks his interest. The process is often painful for outsiders to watch as the subject moves at the pace of a slug. Often times the subject is in the way of real men who want the same piece and causes them to move on to the next set.
I was disgusted to watch Clem timidly approach the girl I was eyeing up in the bar. My God, he is a fucking pathetic cock slug with no game.
by tactrash May 02, 2008
Get the Cock Slugmug. When a man with small genitals overcompensates when attempting to attract a member of the opposite sex.
When Sal told me he was taking a girl he met to the Celine Dion concert, I knew he was a victim of phallic compensation.
by tactrash June 19, 2008
Get the Phallic Compensationmug.