A long, fluffy marshmallow filled candy bar which Slim Shady would be crazy enough to choke you to death with.
"And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston chew"
- Eminem
(Forgot About Dre)
by nnddrrjj April 27, 2012
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a long chocolate bar, probably the longest one you can buy
"And I'm still loco enough
To choke you to death wit a Charleston chew"- Dr. Dre- forgot about dre
by fresh prince June 22, 2005
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when you make the bitch put plastic wrap around her mouth, then take a shit and make her chew the shit through the plastic
by boundbyfatefucker September 11, 2005
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Shitting in someone's mouth and then fucking that shit hole until you fill it with cream. Hence creating a Charleston chew.
Chad shat in my mouth and proceeded to fuck it until he cream filled the center and created a Charleston chew in my mouth.
by Thps44 July 20, 2015
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The act of pulling an elderly southern Belle, having her remove her dentures and gum ones nut satchel.
Eric: " Dude! What was up with that blue hair you were skeezing on yesternight?!?"
Ferg: "Who, Gertrude? Bro, I bought her a couple Gin Rickeys and she gave me the ole Charleston Chew in her Mercury Sable!"
by The turd abibes October 26, 2016
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A sexual act in which one partner, while performing cunnilingus, adjusts such that the upper lip rests on the women's labia, while the lower lip rests on her anus. the taint is placed in between the lips and 'gummed on', like an old women eating a huge rubber cock.
'Dude, i got smacked with a flashlight while giving my girl droppsies in the car... when i came to, i realized i was giving her the ol' charleston chew.... bitches.

'My girl queefed and farted at the same time. yeah. it was sick. but man, what was worse is that i was giving her a charleston chew when it happened. i wish i was dead.'

by sloots boots August 5, 2006
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When a woman takes a poop, then makes her boyfriend eat it, while fingering his girlfriend.
How was your date last night?
Bad. My girlfriend made me have a charleston chew.
Oh. That sucks.
by Funnyman12 July 20, 2011
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