peum
It stands for Post Ejaculatory Urninary Malfunction. After a male ejaculate and then tries to urniate there are always multiple streams and strange angles.
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PEUM
Acronym for Post Ejaculatory Urinary Misfire. After ejaculating (either through masturbation or copulation), if all of the semen is not expelled, some may remain in the urethra, developing a slightly more solid phase.
As the male attempts to urinate later (often the next morning), the urine may spray in multiple directions as a result of the blockage.
As the male attempts to urinate later (often the next morning), the urine may spray in multiple directions as a result of the blockage.
PEUM by Eli Kennedy July 18, 2006
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peumpkin
when a female gets her vaginal area eating out while she she is bleeding profusely, and also taking a massive shit.
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Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia
A unique sensation when a substantial fart that percolates from the anus, past the taint, and through the labial folds.
Going down on Josie is a thrill, when she resuscitates her crabs during Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia, it's crunchy vibratory affair. It gives a whole new meaning to low country crab boil.
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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