school logic
school logic by the holy ghost June 30, 2006
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Elementary School Logic
The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.
See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality
See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality
Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.
Elementary School Logic by Ryan Sprinkle December 26, 2008
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Elementary School Logic
The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.
See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality
See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality
Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.
Elementary School Logic by Ryan Sprinkle June 6, 2007
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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