loglet

small piece of faeces, commonly found after eating copious amounts of 2 min noodles.

My God Qorky, why did you not flush that loglet down the toilet?

loglet by jackass July 15, 2003

loleth 

the medieval version of lol

"the dragon just destroyed the kingdome and murderd everyone in sight king arthur"

"loleth the kingdome must have sucked"

loleth by U N I C O R N February 9, 2009

ur mummeth gayeth lolleth 

Shakespeare's worst insult ever. Destroys you in an instant

*In Shakespearian time*
Shakespeare: ur mummeth gayeth lolleth
Romeo: *commits suicide*

ur mummeth gayeth lolleth by makinglunch May 11, 2018

Loilet 

When in a pub or club, most women will habitually return to the same toilet cubicle, perhaps because they know that it is relatively clean. This is the toilet to which one is loyal, hence loilet.

"I'm off for a pee, Tracey. I hope my loilet's free!"

Loilet by Lizbie B May 24, 2006

lollet 

an empty wallet.

How much cash you got? Lemme see what's in that lollet of yours, broke-ass.

lollet by rjwd February 28, 2011

Lolleth

An Olde English style of saying LOL.

Edgar: Catherine is with child!
Darcy: Lolleth, it's mine!

Lolleth by hyphens_attack September 27, 2011

Loget 

A wonderful couple that is defininitly real and totally not my dreams.

seeing Loget makes me happy

Loget by Logetfan7 October 29, 2018