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The fat threshold you reach and never surpass.
"Hey Mark, I can eat whatever I want now, I've reached my fateau."
Fateau by icwish May 31, 2009
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While you're in the process of losing weight but have hit a stopping point or a plateau but are still fatter then you'd like to be.
I'm going to have to change up my workouts, I've hit a fateau and don't seem to be losing anymore.
Fateau by TheNeely August 2, 2012
A French Canadian sex machine with a penchant for squirrel porn, buggery, and hot marmalade.
That Facteau is AWESOME! I wish I had one.
Facteau by Master of all Creation August 15, 2008
Reaching the highest weight you've ever weighed. A play on the word plateau. This may be a positive or negative connotation.
This year during the holidays I've reached a new fateau of 243 pounds by eating chocolate dipped butter squares.
FATEAU by EXITNOONE December 22, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026