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The fat threshold you reach and never surpass.
"Hey Mark, I can eat whatever I want now, I've reached my fateau."
Fateau by icwish May 31, 2009
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While you're in the process of losing weight but have hit a stopping point or a plateau but are still fatter then you'd like to be.
I'm going to have to change up my workouts, I've hit a fateau and don't seem to be losing anymore.
Fateau by TheNeely August 2, 2012
(Fecteau not Facteau)

The act of fucking a golf ball machine while being next to a river.
Dad's daughter- "Daddy what is that old man doing next to that river?"
Dad- "Oh sweetheart... that's called Fecteau"
Fecteau by Bobby Leitcher April 26, 2022
similar to the condition "fupa," fatteau describes a stomach, which, although remains flat at the top, protrudes into the shape of a platteau
she looks hot from the front, but turn her sideways, and she's got a flabby fatteau.
fatteau by miss muffin July 13, 2003
Reaching the highest weight you've ever weighed. A play on the word plateau. This may be a positive or negative connotation.
This year during the holidays I've reached a new fateau of 243 pounds by eating chocolate dipped butter squares.
FATEAU by EXITNOONE December 22, 2010
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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