Jakeing Off

The act of talking to your porno.

Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"

Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"

Jacob- "he's jakeing off"

by Gayqui June 11, 2006

Jakeing Off

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.

Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.

by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009

Jake off

When someone live streams themselves on Instagram or any other media, having a fat ass wank!

"I felt bored and horny, so I opened Instagram and started to have a Jake off"

by Brian Rockin' Johnson October 12, 2020

jake off

To rub one out till ejaculation. It’s just like jacking off, but too may people named Jake would rather say Jake Off instead of Jack

“What’s up Jake?” Billy asks. “Oh nothing, just pulling my pants down to JAKE OFF to your mom in the shower!”

by J_Pranky July 5, 2018

Jaking off

The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate

Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour.
Oh he's probably jaking off

by afhgfnbt January 6, 2009

Jaking Off

The act of jerking off at a friend's house.

"Wow look at him, he is Jaking Off at my house!"

by dickinarounddickonson January 23, 2015

A Union Jake-Off

A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together

No Blankets
No Women
No Shame

Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum

We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head

by Greenggg October 22, 2008