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Smoked kippers; Ace Rimmer's breakfast food of choice, apparently, as he mentions them in his slogan every time he leaves in the British TV series Red Dwarf.
kipper by OpusAtrum1 January 18, 2009
A pejorative term for a supporter of the UK Independence Party. Usually used to say how daft their policies are.
Kippers say they are libertarian, but they are also against gay marriage. Now that doesn’t make sense.
Kipper by 8510pm April 21, 2013
British slang for exterior of the vagina.

Plurally, a minge of kippers.
Ann Widdecombe wanted to show off her kipper on Strictly, but the BBC had to stick with reality.
kipper by your sweet mum September 6, 2011
Local to those from Hayes (London) and is when somebody has zero bants or self-dignity and is an embarrassment to themselves.
For fuck sake Kipper that’s awful
Kipper by BoxparkBro October 20, 2019
1)A 'Smoked' Haddock or Herring (Smokie) Popular in The UK
2)Somone who is deemed untrustworthy and cowardly,ie Two Faced and Gutless.
''I had Kippers for breakfast,mmm lovely''
All Polititians are Kippers!
Kipper by Kirk Rules April 9, 2006
1. a fish split from the skin, salted dried and smoked.

2. to split a fish and continue to salt, dry and smoke.
1. Child: May I have some more kippers, mum?

2: Fisherman: We're gonna need to kipper that fish something proper before we serve it to our girls.
kipper by Fishermanz0rz October 1, 2008