kipper

Smoked kippers; Ace Rimmer's breakfast food of choice, apparently, as he mentions them in his slogan every time he leaves in the British TV series Red Dwarf.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

by OpusAtrum1 January 18, 2009

kipper

British slang for exterior of the vagina.

Plurally, a minge of kippers.

Ann Widdecombe wanted to show off her kipper on Strictly, but the BBC had to stick with reality.

by your sweet mum September 6, 2011

kipper

1. a fish split from the skin, salted dried and smoked.

2. to split a fish and continue to salt, dry and smoke.

1. Child: May I have some more kippers, mum?

2: Fisherman: We're gonna need to kipper that fish something proper before we serve it to our girls.

by Fishermanz0rz October 1, 2008

kipper

to kipper someone
getting kippered
kippering

stand behind someone, with flat palm facing up, thrust your hand back and forth behind their back, without them knowing.
they have now been kippered.

by clairft February 23, 2009

kipper

1.slang for Marijuana
2. being stoned or high on Marijuana

bro that was some good kipper.
that dude is hella kippered.

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by norcaleric January 19, 2009

kipper

A word used by the Scots that is slang for idiot or fuck. The more you use the word the funnier it will be.

"Mate, I burnt your toast"
"You are a fucking kipper

by costuntoro21 December 23, 2014

kipper

A cigarette.

From the German slang for cigarette(s): Kippe(n)

Give me a kipper please mate.

Where are my kippers?

by Sancho Panzer July 6, 2007