Scone Phone Share definition Flag A British Cell Phone, that makes scones and tea, drives on the wrong side of the road and fixes fucked up british teeth. dude.. check out my new Scone Phone.. it fixed my fucked up teeth! Scone Phone by Brittannica June 11, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Scone Phone mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch