Orgazmatron 

A person who looks at porn and jerks off their whole life, but they cant get a girl.

1 : Stop looking at porn Orgazmatron.

2 : Jason Spector

Orgazmatron by GooNsteR July 10, 2003

orgasmatron 

A truly brilliant song by motorhead

i am the one ORGASMATRON, the outstretched, grasping hand

orgasmatron by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

orgasmatron 

A large phone-booth-like device used to automate sex. As seen in the movie "Sleeper", by Woody Allen.

Would you like to step into the Orgasmatron with me?

orgasmatron by Frac June 11, 2006

Orgasmatronic 

Pleasing or orgasmic enough to give robots orgasms. And robots aren't supposed to feel anything.

Dude 1: So how was that robot?
Dude 2: My penis was so large that it screamed my name in ecstasy!
Robot: Damn right, it was orgasmatronic.

Orgasmatronic by Aaron Cock February 25, 2011

orgasmatron 

The orgasmatron is a remote operated spinal implant that will stimulate a woman to the brink of orgasm with the push of a button. Clinical trial(s) began in 2003 with the approval of the FDA. Notwithstanding spirited media coverage, enthusiasm for the procedure has been remarkably low. The surgeon who patented this treatment for "sexual dysfunction" thank you Dr. Stuart Meloy is actually struggling to find volunteers for the trial presently the operation is only available for women. The anticipated cost of surgery is somewhere between $13-17,000.

Ladies interested in the orgasmatron might also consider investing in a cervical plug; this device should prevent the uterus from escaping during the painful procedure.

orgasmatron by Lorn A. W. October 20, 2004

orgasmatronic 

Something is described as "orgasmatronic" when it provides as much pleasure as an orgasmatron.

Tiffany had an orgasmatronic moment as Tim's thick sleek cock swiftly crept its way up her cervix.

orgasmatronic by Desear January 7, 2005

orgasmatron 

Hilarious electro song by Avenue D about a vibrator.

"Batteries included no assembly required
you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired.
Orgasmatron, Orgasmatron,"

orgasmatron by MisterCity May 8, 2006