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sandshark 

When playing volleyball, the act of charging the net for a monster spike when set perfectly by your teammate, then a shooting pain enters you legs, you cease to move, immediately falling to the sand in pain, while the perfect set slowly floats right past you, causing you to cede a point to the opposing team.
I went up to spike that shit but a fucking sandshark caught my leg
sandshark by Aceholes Live! July 31, 2017

SamSharks 

A Upcoming Minecraft Youtuber. He is a nerd with hot knees 551 subs any depression mostly known for making horrible conetent and joke's but makes good thumbnails knows to many youtubers but the youtubers don't care about his existent LOL
SamSharks is Samzi's ''BoyFriend''
SamSharks by wallyboyggg September 10, 2019

sandharsh 

if u have this name then ur nickname is sandy and whoever has this name good luck finding out the definition.
bruh dont be the sandharsh
sandharsh by hi this is sandy January 7, 2021

Flying Landshark 

Similar to the Landshark, but with an airborn approach. (sufficient safety gear and adult supervision required) A woman stands pressed against a wall a few feet away from a bed with her loose (or soon to be loose) ass jutting out in a splendor of erotic courage. Next a man strategically positioned at least 5 feet from the opposite side of the bed takes off at full sprint, leaps into the air using the bed as a trampoline, puts his hands over his head as if he were a shark, and nails his woman so hard in the ass she either shits, dies or screams so loud that the neighbors think its the fourth of July.
"And heres the instant replay of Kock Inyu nailing the Flying Landshark on Cok Inmi, All three judges agree, 10 points for the flying asian sensations!!!!"
Flying Landshark by J Bornberg December 22, 2004

The landshark 

The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.”
My favorite part of The Landshark is hearing the iconic theme composed by John Williams. Sometimes, I like to have the other person start a few rooms away so I can hear the entire thing before engaging in mutually satisfying sexual congress followed by waffles.
The landshark by Yolo master swag October 16, 2017

SamSharks 

A Upcoming Minecraft YouTuber He is a nerd with hot knees he is known for making horrible jokes and content but makes decent thumbails he knows many Popular Youtubers but they dont care about his existent. LOL
SamSharks is a nerd and has no rights
SamSharks by wallyboyggg September 10, 2019