out-Jesus 

verb - To attempt to appear more pious or religious than someone else for personal gain.

The two conservative candidates didn't even talk about the important issues in their campaign ads, they just kept trying to out-Jesus each other.

out-Jesus by thatguy@31 May 30, 2006

let Jesus out of the capsule 

The act of performing much needed bowel movements to alleviate the buildup of fecile matter. The pressure differential after the act results in a heavenly feeling with minimal flatulence.

I'm sorry I made us miss our flight, but that was the first time let Jesus out of the capsule in three days and I was enjoying every second of it.

let Jesus out of the capsule by SatelliteDaddy June 2, 2010

step out and meet jesus

Taking a risk or some initiative....most often used by Texas women and associated with pulling out into traffic.

**while waiting behind a car to turn onto a contested street and they’ve missed a few chances**
“Some people just don’t know how to step out and meet Jesus”

step out and meet jesus by babs773 May 3, 2018

High School Drop Out Jesse 

A person by the name of Jesse, preferably Jesse Katsopolis, who is a badass, rocked a mullet at some point in his life, and was in a band called Jesse and the Rippers, who dropped out of high school. brofro

Donna Jo(DJ): "Hey uncle Jesse will you help me with the stay in school project that i'm doing?".
Uncle Jesse replied: "No, you know why, because i am a High School Drop Out Jesse"

High School Drop Out Jesse by Badass Keith April 4, 2005

Jess out 

To jess out is to be insanely paranoid about things that a 'normal' person wouldnt even notice

oh my god! did you just see the corner of that blind move?? he's watching us!!

dont jess out on me now

Jess out by ritathemaneater May 29, 2011