mangluage 

Any mode or component of communication involving an effortless mutilation or casual assrape of language.

Portmanteau of "mangle" and "language".

"i cant belive im loosing agian, your awsome LOL!!!"
"her mangluage actually made my fucking ears bleed."

mangluage by _m374 May 18, 2006

Mangladesh 

In a severe state of inebriation brought on by alcohol or drugs

You were pretty drunk last night.

- Are you kidding? I was fuckin' mangladesh

drunk wasted fucked up hammered shitfaced intoxicated crunk destroyed demolished annihilated ruined stupid stoopid fucked sloshed stoned high pissed mangled twatted off your nuts

Mangladesh by Toomuchflystyles February 25, 2011

mangagement ring 

An engagement ring worn by a man. Often worn by men in a relationship with a more progressive partner. Usually applies to heterosexual couples. Man + Engagement Ring= Mangagement ring

Dude A: What is that ring all about, I didn't think you were married?
Dude B: We just got engaged, but she wanted me to wear a ring as well
Dude A: Wow, she has you wearing a mangagement ring

mangagement ring by Rutherford B Stump May 25, 2008

Mangulated

Extremely and truly mangled

The lawn mower "Mangulated" Franks foot.

Mangulated by Steeffaann August 20, 2007

Mangladesh 

Noun, referring to a state of mind in which you have consumed too much alcohol and/or drugs and are now mangled, a.k.a. mangladesh.

One: You all right bro?

Two: Nah man, I took two smavs of krypto and a 750mL of the Goose to my nose...I'm beyond mangladesh right now.

One: Oh, shit!

Mangladesh by Joe Squirk March 30, 2007

Mangagement Ring 

The ring given when a woman proposes marriage to a man. Often seen as immasculating.

When Marsha proposed to Steve she presented his mangagement ring. He then said yes yes a thousand times yes. He then proceeded to put on a fancy dress and bake some cookies.

Mangagement Ring by Jomo0229 March 3, 2022

Manglaze 

another word for semen, sometimes used to describe the appearance of mayonnaise. You can figure out the uses for this easily enough.

"Jared likes to put that manglaze on his bologna sammiches."
"Well, what do you expect? He did all that time in prison."

Manglaze by Daniel Dalrymple March 10, 2007