frozen rose

how to make a frozen rose
1) a woman must take a used tampon covered with blood
2) put it into the freezer
3) wait till it's frozen (meanwhile, prepare an other one)
4) when it's frozen pul it out of the fridge
5) find a suitable target ( usualy your boyfriend, a gay guy, a straight-edge, an emo or your brother in law.) (require a large anus)
6) now remove his pants
7) make him bow forward
8) escuse yourself for your cold hands
9) now quickly take the tampon and insert it quickly in his ass while he dont expect it.
0) shout a mighty FROZEN ROSE!!!

now you laught and enjoy

Maria: hey bob, i love you, and you have a nice ass.
Bob: thanks.
Maria: mind if i have a look at it?
Bob: Hell no, enjoy it.
Maria: Thanks, can you bow forward.
Bob: Sure.
Maria: please excuse my cold hands.
Bob: What?
Bob: What The Hell!
Maria: FROZEN ROSE!!
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Maria: all your base are belong to us!

frozen rose by Valkyrie01 May 12, 2006

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frozen rose

a woman freezes a used tampon only to insert it in a man's anus when he least expects it, surprising him. designed to freak a man out.

Jen went down on Doug and pulled a frozen rose on him. Doug passed out in horror.

frozen rose by stictor September 3, 2005

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Rose and froze

When you get a boner (literal or figurative) for someone, then find out something really disappointing about them and the (literal or figurative) boner stops dead in its tracks.

"Man, that girl was so hot, but I found out she chews with her mouth open. I rose and froze."

Rose and froze by Zydrategirl87 February 26, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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