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Excess scrotal tissue. The condition can be genetic and seldom leads to medical complications. Or more often its etiology can be traced to scarring caused my repeated zippering of skin that has not been safely retucked after urination. Flimpis is a rare medical condition, as those predisposed to more than one accidental zippering usually do not survive long enough to reach breeding age.
Sweet Jesus....got my flimpis hung up again.
flimpis by harry flashman July 4, 2003
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flipisode 

Flipisode: A noun, meaning tantrum, melt-down, fit, break-down, maniacal episode, demonstration or rage or anxiety, ill-temper, conniption fit.
She found out her husband was cheating on her and had a flipisode.
flipisode by Kat Alderson December 2, 2009

Flimpsons 

The surname if the Simpsons and Flanders came together as one family.
"If this were a better place, we'd all be known as the Flimpsons."
Flimpsons by reggie_lurve August 15, 2004
Flippish \fli’-psh\ adjective taken from the slang Flip or Filipino
1. anything that has Filipino flavor.
2. fickle minded or indecisive
3. odd, crazy or weird.
4. Refers to the Filipino website portal Flippish.com
Ever since his dad died, he has been a little flippish.
Flippish by KarloIMC June 19, 2008

flippisexual

A sexuality meaning attraction to people with flippy or emo hair
Boy: hey you wanna hang later?;)
Girl: sorry I'm flippisexual, I only like guys with emo hair

Boy: that's not a real sexuality

Girl: omg you're such a flippiphobe
flippisexual by drummerphan February 8, 2015

flumpish 

when a fattish body is jiggling and wobling around in a strange manner.
as i lay in the night i see a man with a flumpish body approach me. he danced like a alien and was scary.

flimpinshnooser 

Hey, you should put out that fire with a flimpinshnooser!
flimpinshnooser by Soxie1 December 29, 2009