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choir practice 

Used by teachers to talk about going to have a drink after work. Ususlly in front of the children.
"Choir practice is on tonight"
"Will you be at choir practice?"
choir practice by DonnaM April 30, 2006

Choir practice 

Slang for a woman going to see a man named singer for sex
Jb fully just went to choir practice i saw her sneak out

choir practice 

taking a very painful shit that makes you scream in pain, most likely from eating a lot of taco bell.
laine: why is he screaming in there?
tricia: probably choir practice.
laine: oh yeah.
choir practice by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

Choir Practice 

Taking a poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch
Choir Practice by Hamtaro March 15, 2020

Choir-Practice-Heeley 

When you're a ginger douche and flake out on shift end drinks
Where is Ben? He's being a choir-practice-heeley and went home to sleep.
Choir-Practice-Heeley by Dalerino February 24, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026