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Hammered Dog Shit 

(Abbreviated sometimes as HDS) In the field of welding, this refers to a weld that's so bad, it looks like your dog Scruffy ate Taco Bell that was 3 weeks old and had been sitting out in the sun all day, and took a shit in the joint of the weld. Originally used to describe bad stick welds, but it applies to any method (MIG, TIG, flux-core, oxyfuel, etc). Depending upon the quality of the HDS, it can be nearly impossible to grind down.
1. Billy: "Hey Jim, I decided to cap that weld you've been working on"
Jim: "You jackass! You just laid some hammered dog shit all over my stack of dimes!"

2. The CWI didn't even bother X-raying the welds that Billy made, he could spot that grade-A hammered dog shit from a mile away.

3. It took Cletus nearly an hour on the oxyacetylene torch to wash away the hammered dog shit that Jim squirted out using his new spool gun.

4. Cletus thought he had some dimes to post to weldporn and weldernation, but it was really just HDS.

5. It doesn't matter if you're AWS certified, we all lay down some HDS from time to time.
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hammered dog shit 

The way one appears after a rough night of anything.
Man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog shit.

Hammered Dog Shit 

Anything that is sold to you as being a quality item, state of the art... but is actually proprietary junk that fails quickly.

Also known as HDS technology.
Guy 1: Woah, I never knew your bicycle had HDS!
Guy 2: Yeah man, I paid top dollar for this... what is HDS exactly?
Guy 1: Hammered Dog Shit.
Hammered Dog Shit by tbone87 April 28, 2008

hammered dog shit 

A. any soldier whos sucks at life.
B. any type of MRE that is terrible.
C. any situation that is undesirable.
D. when some one/thing is detestable
Mcknight, you look like hammered dog shit.

Two bags of hammered dog shit 

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.
"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

hammered dogshit 

1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.

2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.

3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.

1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."

2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!

3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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