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1.) To have a hard, inpenetrable crush on someone, only to be screwed over by them later
2.) To get screwed over
3.) To be decked in the face
4.) To get the sh!t beaten out of you, or owned/pwned
5.) To get arrested for something you know you didn't do.
6.) To be dumped in the worst, most humiliating, heart-shattering, disrespectful, reputation-ruining scene, after you've devoted all the love, maybe even your body, you could manage to him/her.
7.) To get screwed, literally, and he feels nothing for you and gets up and leaves you after his "good fu@k"
8.) To wake up in a roadside ditch
9.) To have a gambling problem and not realize it till it's too late, and everything you've ever owned becomes someone else's via gaming debts.
10.) To wake up someplace, with a stranger lying next to you i/on a bed/couch, and the stench of alcohol on your breath stings your nostrals as a migrane from a hangover/withdrawal pounds and shatters your temples. Your first reaction is, "Oh, holy he!l, how did I end up so trashed?!" and your second reaction, "I gotta get out of here!" and you try to gather up all your clothes, articles and other sh!t and beat it out of there silently without a trace before someone realizes it was YOU--YOU're the loser, you're the fool who everyone's gonna talk about tomorrow.
11.) See trashed.
12.) To be laid up; physically wrecked
1.) "Has Angie stopped crushing on him yet? She knows he's taking advantage of her! He humiliated her!"

"No, she's still hammered and nailed to him, poor girl."

2.) "Anthony's not your friend."

"Prove it."

"Remember that sweat jacket from Disneyland you let him borrow?"

"Yeah."

"It's on eBay for $2K"

"...dam~!"

3, 4.) "You as&hole" (decks other guy in the face--BLAM!)

"OH, MY GAWD! My face!"

5.) (Well, I told you)

Cop: "hands in the air now!"

You: "What did I do?"

Cop: "shut it ...(Miranda rights)..."

You: (get arrested)

6.) (Well, I told you)

7.)

"Were you at the party last night?"

"Yeah, but I didn't like it so much, let's not talk about it."

"Neither do I. I heard some little s!ut got hammered and nailed by Tommy there."

"...Oh..."

"Yeah."

...

"That was YOU?!"

8.) You hear traffic wake up from sleeping on your face and you spit dirt out of your mouth. "Whoa!"

9.)whoops! I hope you have a good job!

10.) See 7

11.) See trashed

12.) You should probably see a doctor.
by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire November 26, 2013