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The meaning of this word comes from the original word of Shot which means to be burnt out or just do and act like an ass from doing drugs or anything along those lines. Shot load means that you are a load of shotness meaning that you basically suck at life and shuld just shut your mouth right at that moment someone calls you a shot load.
James Rammunni Puts the shot in shot load.
Shot Load by Chris Anderson July 28, 2008
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shot his load 

The moment, or, the moment just after a guy ejaculates. The 'load' being his cum.
Kath gave Ian a hand-job until he shot his load over her face.
shot his load by okguyxx February 12, 2014

shot my load 

To shot your load, is to cum, ejaculate, spill your seed, empty your sack.

When a male ejaculates semen.
I was watching midget porn with my wife, the midget was so hot it made me shoot my load.

I woke up this morning with what appears to be semen in my pants, I think I must have had a wet dream, yes, I shot my load whilst I was asleep.
shot my load by Rossyboi May 27, 2008

Load shot 

When you blow a load in their mouth and they immediately take a shot
"Last night was wild."

"Yeah Sara's a freak, I can't believe she did a load shot!"
Load shot by curly b March 12, 2021

Shot a load 

When a man cums in a womans face
Wow you shot a load!

Shotload 

1. Drinking an egregious amount of liquor in the form of shots.
2. Drinking a full glass of liquor from one of those oversized novelty shotglasses.
Bro #1: Whoa! Man, why is Timmy being a fucking dick!
Bro #2: Hey relax man, he drank a shotload.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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