funker 

A person stuck in the past

a person who still has an afro

funker by kaleigh November 26, 2003

funker 

a hick; trailer park trash

That new kid from Texas is such a hicktown funker.

funker by chipmunks42 February 26, 2007

funker 

A person who lacks some of the qualities of a "fucker" but exhibits many of the same traits.

"He's such a funker for being late all the time!"

funker by stupefyg2003 April 20, 2006

Funker 

Someone who displays less than banterful qualities, to the extent where their personality threatens your own banter through causing clinical depression.

You are a funker, for the sake of my health we shouldn't be friends.

Funker by opposite of a funker May 3, 2010

funker 

A guy called Dalj or collin, who sucks peoples farts all day long and then has a wank!

That dude over there has been sucking guffs all day and now he's having a five knuckel shuffel .... what a funker!

funker by kepy seema September 23, 2003

Funker 

Llew well

- Don't frog with this funker

Funker by FrostyFunker May 12, 2020

Funker Vogt

A German EBM band. Noted for a heavy focus on military themes (despite being anti-military) and having an almost anthematic sound in each of their songs. Sometimes critisized of being formulated, but what band isn't.

Funker Vogt is awesome. People that accuse them of being formulated need to stop listening to Dragonforce.

Funker Vogt by doom_forever August 21, 2006