dr. phil 

a talking penis with a mustache

the other day my mom was watching dr.phil and i almost sploded in horror

dr. phil by Jizz monkey at the end of the tunnel November 25, 2004

Dr. Phil 

A fat guy who sells diet books

Dr. Phil by Assweepay November 5, 2003

dr. phil 

Fake bald phsycyatristwho got his start off the oprah show. He defends himself by making comments about other people's lives and in severe defense,
makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.

"I don't care how flat you make your pancakes, they got two sides!"
-Dr. Phil

dr. phil by Danielle October 11, 2003

Dr. Phil 

not a doctor of anything

Dr. Phil is a fake-ass bitch

Dr. Phil by fsniaofsauiofsaio January 5, 2007

dr. phil 

a fat doctor who yells at fat ppl. he is also Oprah's man hore.

dr. phil"u r fat and stupid" fat person"waaaaa"

dr. phil by kim January 20, 2004

Dr. Phil 

a assmonkey

Dr. Phil is a stupid assmonkey

Dr. Phil by blah January 5, 2004

dr. phil 

The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.

Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.

dr. phil by Oprah March 11, 2003