absolution

Third album by the British band MUSE considered by many to be their best. Considered by others to be highly overrated. Still one hell of an album.

I just bought Absolution.

absolution by RavenousPlant April 15, 2006

Absolution

Another amazing album by the ultimately amazing band Muse. It includes the following songs:

1. Intro
2. Apocalypse Please
3. Time is Running Out
4. Sing for Absolution
5. Stockholme Syndrome
6. Falling Away with You
7. Interlude
8. Hysteria
9. Blackout
10. Butterflies and Hurricanes
11. The Small Print
12. Endlessly
13. Thoughts of a Dying Atheist
14. Ruled by Secrecy

My favorite song from Absolution is Time is Running Out.

Absolution by Kailey__09 May 19, 2009

Absolution

Absolution is the best Runescape pure clan in the history of pure clans. Known for dominating Low, Mid and High Level Clans.

James: Wow I cant believe MM+FI+EOP+TH+CP just got owned by Absolution .
Meklo: I know mate Absolution Fucking own.

Absolution by Scottc2k7 March 24, 2008

Absolution

Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds

Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.

Absolution by geoxd657 April 13, 2018

Absolution

The word you only know existed because of Sonic 06.

A release from guilt, obligation or punishment.

Coz every night I will save your life.
And every night I will be with you.
Coz every night I still lay awake in my dream,
of an Absolution.
Coz every night I will make it right.
And every night I will come to you.
But every night it just stays the same in my dream,
of an Absolution.

Absolution by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021

New Year's Absolution 

Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.

Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'

Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'

Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'

Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.

New Year's Absolution by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009

Assolation

Assolation: the social isolation that results when you’re such an annoying asshole that no one wants to be with you.

Ever since Uncle Bob manologued at Thanksgiving, he’s been in assolation.

Assolation by LooneyTooney January 7, 2019