euphanism

noun. pronunciation key. "yoof-anism"

(1) A neologism combining euphemism and onanism.
(2) Any colloqialism for masturbation.

"Making the bald man cry" is a euphanism.

by scribe23 March 4, 2006

euphanize

to say something in the nicest way possible
and thereby destroy its meaning
used in the same was as euthanized

Ted (geek): let's go out
Sally: I don't really think that would work
Ben: wow, she really euphanized the crap out of that

by gothicsamurai1 January 20, 2009

euphanics

A very funny, charismatic, funny, did i mention funny person. this person is usually a humble thug.

person 1: "kris is so euphanics."
person 2: "what a funny yet humble thug"

by HumbleThug July 20, 2025