Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.
by Anonymous June 23, 2003
A town in Newfoundland, Canada. Named by Captain James Cook, the name comes from a geographical feature, Cook believed the pninsula resembled a Dildo which in those days was a wooden, metal or stone, fallus substitute. (they didn't have plastic)
He is alos know for Newfoundland places names such as "Come By Chance", "Conception Bay" and "Blow Me Down"
He is alos know for Newfoundland places names such as "Come By Chance", "Conception Bay" and "Blow Me Down"
Come and visit Dildo, Newfoundland.
by Rick "The Stick" Keswick November 15, 2004
A penis shaped sex toy inserted into a woman's vagina for the purpose of masturbating. Originally derived from the common practice of women using large cucumbers to pleasure themselves. As in "dill" pickle or cucumber. "Doe" as in ananymous or a "john doe". Hence, dildo.
Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.
Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.
She used her dildo every night while her husband John was out of town.
Everyone thought of Paul as a total dildo after he began reporting students who were smoking on campus.
Everyone thought of Paul as a total dildo after he began reporting students who were smoking on campus.
by sirvancealott October 15, 2005
Woman 1: "My man has not been in the mood for sex lately :("
Woman 2: "Screw him! Get a dildo and dump the bastard!"
Woman 2: "Screw him! Get a dildo and dump the bastard!"
by iheartsexitsgood November 26, 2010
Person 1: "Do you know what a dildo is?"
Certain Person: "Oh, is it a shade of green?"
Person 1: ROFL!
Certain Person: "Oh, is it a shade of green?"
Person 1: ROFL!
by adhgaerhh March 08, 2009
1) She used a dildo during mastribation.
2) His dildo is seven inches long.
3) Krysti is such a dildo!
2) His dildo is seven inches long.
3) Krysti is such a dildo!
by iamsohappytoinsulteveryoneiknow June 19, 2003