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lumpaloticus 

A person whom is so morbidly obese they have rolls of fat laying over other rolls almost as if they are lumpy.
The lumpaloticus had beached itself at the arby's.

Scrumpa-Lumpalis 

The word Scrumpa-Lumpalis was created in 1999 by Kenney Deome. Kenney needed a new word to describe his frustration, and so "Scrumpa-Lumpalis" was born into this world.

1) Absurd, or ridiculous.
2) Doesnt make sense.
This Orange is Five dollars? That's Scrumpa-Lumpalis!
Scrumpa-Lumpalis by Kenney January 11, 2005

lumpaloticus 

A person whom is so morbidly obese they have rolls of fat laying over other rolls almost as if they are lumpy.
The lumpaloticus had beached itself at the arby's.
Lumbanoid: an imaginary, yet vital body part. Crucial to life.

Credits: Mr. Tim Hoppe (Army Buddy)

The Bosse's Wife (motion picture)
(calling in to work) Hey boss, I cant come to work today. My lumbanoid(s) is acting up again!
Lumbanoid by Snowfighter10 June 23, 2019

lumpalard 

Is the meaning of Beatrice and Tawana .
Essentially the meaning of two overweight people who do not not how to mind their own businesses.
“If I were you I would stay away from them lumpalards “
“ look it’s the lumpalard squad”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026