The word Scrumpa-Lumpalis was created in 1999 by Kenney Deome. Kenney needed a new word to describe his frustration, and so "Scrumpa-Lumpalis" was born into this world.
1) Absurd, or ridiculous.
2) Doesnt make sense.
This Orange is Five dollars? That's Scrumpa-Lumpalis!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'