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lumpaloticus 

A person whom is so morbidly obese they have rolls of fat laying over other rolls almost as if they are lumpy.
The lumpaloticus had beached itself at the arby's.

Scrumpa-Lumpalis 

The word Scrumpa-Lumpalis was created in 1999 by Kenney Deome. Kenney needed a new word to describe his frustration, and so "Scrumpa-Lumpalis" was born into this world.

1) Absurd, or ridiculous.
2) Doesnt make sense.
This Orange is Five dollars? That's Scrumpa-Lumpalis!
Scrumpa-Lumpalis by Kenney January 11, 2005

lumpaloticus 

A person whom is so morbidly obese they have rolls of fat laying over other rolls almost as if they are lumpy.
The lumpaloticus had beached itself at the arby's.
Lumbanoid: an imaginary, yet vital body part. Crucial to life.

Credits: Mr. Tim Hoppe (Army Buddy)

The Bosse's Wife (motion picture)
(calling in to work) Hey boss, I cant come to work today. My lumbanoid(s) is acting up again!
Lumbanoid by Snowfighter10 June 23, 2019

lumpalard 

Is the meaning of Beatrice and Tawana .
Essentially the meaning of two overweight people who do not not how to mind their own businesses.
“If I were you I would stay away from them lumpalards “
“ look it’s the lumpalard squad
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026