cuntitis

(n) Inflamation of the cunt.

My doctor took one look at my crotch and said, "Yep. You've got cuntitis, sweetheart."

by Robert E. Porter January 22, 2006

cuntitis

a person who makes themselves known for all the wrong reasons, appears to be attention seeking and usually lies to gain sympathy and adoration. a disease for cunts

"i knew a girl once"
"what was she like?"
"very nice until i realised she has cuntitis"

by noodlethot August 10, 2014

cuntitis

when ur best friend is a cunt and wont stop being a lil cunt

"my bff has cuntitis for being a cunt for so long"

by dickmunchertwothousand June 2, 2015

Cuntitis

A Disease caused by being such a cunt for so long that they turn into one and bleed to death

Hillary died of cuntitis

by Proskill October 14, 2018

Cuntitis

A bitch that you can't fucking stand.

She acts like a real cunt around you and has this incurable disease called Cuntitis.

That bitch has Cuntitis.

"Ain't nobody got time for dat"

by Cuz Bitches Love That Shit June 10, 2013

Cuntitious

Acting or behaving similarly as a cunt would in any given situation.

-"That bitch is cuntitious!"
-"The portfolio you submitted was pristine, but the manner in which you presented it seemed a bit cuntitious for my likings."

by LongJohns April 29, 2015

Cuntitis

When you're significant other continuously acts like a cunt

Brandon had a severe case of cuntitis since even the sound of his wife's voice seemed to agitate him.

by whyareunvs May 14, 2017