Cuntitus 

An acute disease or disorder That mainly affects the brain and the personality and return affecting a person’s decision making skills and personality traits negatively.

Man she is acting so crazy I think she has Cuntitus...

Cuntitus by ABBEYizzaG December 28, 2017

Cuntitus 

The act of having too tight of a cunt. cunt-tightis.

girl- I can not have sex with you, your penis is too large and i have cuntitus.
guy- cuntitus?
girl- yea, you know, cunt-tightis

Cuntitus by ihavecuntitus March 17, 2009

Cuntimus Prime 

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.

fuck you cuntimus prime

Cuntimus Prime by vagina-tron3000 August 2, 2009

Cunticus

The King of Cunts.
Term used in reference to an Operations manager for a large oil company working offshore Ghana.

The decision has been made, Cunticus has spoken.
Cunticus is the ruler of the realm of the cunts.

Cunticus by fdddededde August 20, 2017

Cuntitis 

A Disease caused by being such a cunt for so long that they turn into one and bleed to death

Hillary died of cuntitis

Cuntitis by Proskill October 14, 2018

Cuntitude 

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin

''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another

Cuntitude by senseofnon December 23, 2010

cuntious 

a very posh cunt.

you are very cuntious

cuntious by haggard-ash August 14, 2009