Broadbandian

One who's connected with Broadband internet. The individual is then therefore referred as a broadbandian.

"Hey mate, are you a Broadbandian?" -- Broadbandian

"Nah, sorry mate. I'm connected with an inferior internet service - dialup." -- Dialupper

Broadbandian by Paul Phoenix January 21, 2006

broadbandits 

A group of ninjas who sneak into people's houses at night and give them faster internet access

Woo and yay, I have been hit by the broadbandits...

broadbandits by Memma June 23, 2004

Broadbandit 

A family member, friend or acquaintance that visits you under the pretence of being sociable but it’s actually to use your high speed internet connection for free.

“It’s been nice having Victoria coming over for coffee all the time hasn’t it?“

“Coming for coffee? She’s only here for the WiFi she’s a Broadbandit that girl.

Broadbandit by RDogster May 7, 2018