The best insult EVER CREATED.
Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"
Grog is a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following:
-red dye #2
As you can imagine, it's one of the most caustic, volatile substances known to man.
You're a bunch of foul-smelling, grog-swilling pigs!
No swag means no grog, and we're running dangerously low on grog...
An insult popularised by Weebl and Bob
Something good, grand, or otherwise pleasing.
It is a fine hat...
That film was a fine hat
A group of ninjas who sneak into people's houses at night and give them faster internet access
Woo and yay, I have been hit by the broadbandits...
A term used primarily in Kendal, Cumbria, UK to describe the monthly torture women must endure. As per the phrase "It's like having your spine slowly ripped out from the bottom whilst simoultaniously birthing a large watermelon".
Arg, can't come out tonight, the watermelons are attacking
Oh, woe, for I am suffering with watermelons
It's watermelon week, bring me weed and chocolate