The act of a man or woman letting a squirrel run around on his or her genitalia, in order for that person to get off...
"Let's go obtain an awesome fucking squirrel so we can get a most excellent squirrel-job."
"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"
"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"
by The bogester, Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006
Get the squirrel-jobmug. The act of taking the scrotum and testicles into ones mouth and putting the testicles into opposite cheeks. This may involve one or more sets of testes and include making a squirrel like smacking sounds.
Kathys' face is so chubby and bumpy it always looks like she's doing a three way squirrel-job.
The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.
The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.
by Nutty Tech September 3, 2014
Get the Squirrel-Jobmug. Dude squirrel jobs are amazing! She plays with your nuts, and not the ones you store for the winter!!
by random commentary December 12, 2009
Get the squirrel jobmug.