The Defunk deligate is usually found in the work place posing as aupper management. At first he comes across as your best friend whom is there to Help and offers his assistance at every turn, But when it's time to deligate, he is suddenly lost for answers and "missing" at the most crucial times. He is also the king of "passing the Buck."

Hey Neil, have you seen Jimmy our Defunk deligate? He promised to help free this uncomfortable pain, right here in my ass...called an affirmitive shopper!

Defunk deligate by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

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Defunk the cool

To strip away someone’s fake, try-hard, or forced attempt at being cool; exposing the real person underneath the act

1.Let’s defunk the cool and see who’s actually worth talking to.
2.He pulled up like he was God’s gift, but one convo defunked the cool real quick.

Defunk the cool by DocNoChill August 6, 2025

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Defunk the cool

To strip away someone’s fake confidence, forced attitude, or performative “cool” persona—revealing their true, unfiltered self underneath the act.
Usually happens when someone tries too hard to impress, but their energy just doesn’t hold up under real vibes or honest convers

1.Let’s defunk the cool and see who’s actually worth talking to.
2.He pulled up like he was God’s gift, but one convo defunked the cool real quick.

Defunk the cool by DocNoChill August 6, 2025

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