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Software that has ruined the lives of chemical engineers since 1994.

A chemical engineering program, specifically for process engineering that is the least helpful or reliable piece of software ever written PERIOD. It acts with a random mind of its own. When HYSYS is having a bad day, prepare for endless frustration with a simple 'unsloved' or consistancy error, and when finally allowing your process to succeed, gives you different answers to the person next to you.At AUD$13000 a license, you'd expect something helpful, however with HYSYS, you've expected wrong
Eg 1) *Completes long difficult process*

HYSYS: NOT SOLVED.

Top Grade Engineering Student: Fuck you HYSYS, there is nothing wrong with anything you worthless piece of shit. None of the tutors can find anything wrong either *throws monitor out window and smashes in the rest of the PC*

Eg 2)

Me: "Hey bro did you get 10000moles/hour?"

My Bro: "Nah mate, 10200"

Me: "Fuck you HYSYS, our systems are the same"
HYSYS by ENG1010 October 30, 2012
Related Words
HTSYS hsysh HTFYSI Htsyb HYSYS
Htsyb ( Hit- zip)

When you see your childhood friend or someone you know from your childhood, you say Htsyb.

H - Happy

T- To
S- see

Y- you
B- Bud
Jason: *walks on the street*
Stranger: *from the street*: Hey Jason! remember me?
Jason: Htsyb! Missed you so much! How can I ever forget you?
Htsyb by Goldey the brilliant November 30, 2021
"Spontaneity or HTFYSI" James IMed to his buddy.
HTFYSI by Sinkes December 30, 2008
Go jsgdhhd
Why are you looking at this? Get a job!
Guy 1:Hsysh jsgdudjdjd.

Guy 2: what? Are you on crack?
hsysh by Dovakiin Ω May 4, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026