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notebook'd 

when you are forced to watch the movie "the notebook" starring rachel mcadams and some dude. after viewing you will usually have many uncomfortable feelings inside of you that you can't shake off for hours, sometimes even days and weeks.

cures: 1. cry to let it all out like the sissy that you are
2. jack off
girl: like omg this movie r0x0rs u HAVE to watch it!
guy: fine...
*2 hours later*
guy: uhhhh wtf i feel funny...
girl: you just got notebook'd sucka, don't worry we get notebook sex now
notebook'd by notebookvictim January 2, 2006

Notebook Dumped 

When your girlfriend tells you you are the perfect guy and loves you, but leaves you for her ex that just came out of nowhere after agonizing for a week about how she loves two people, just like in the notebook.
"Hey, where's your girlfriend?" "She's with her ex. I got Notebook Dumped." "Sorry man."
Notebook Dumped by saxman November 11, 2012

Handy Dandy Notebook 

a handy dandy notebook is a notebook duh that you write clues in. It is featured in the hit show "Blues Clues". which in my opinion is a great show.

deku's notebook 

From My Hero Academia, The main protagonist has a notebook, Izuku Midoriya aka "Deku". He uses his notebook to gain information on pro heros and everybody else. He mumbles a lot tho.
"Hey! I found Deku's notebook!"
"Woah, there's so much information!"

notebookhug 

to run up to a person and throw yourself upon them with passion--preferably leaping through the air and straddling them/wrapping legs around person's waist. as seen in the notebook's dramatic rain scene.
We were on our first date when this random chick totally ran up and notebookhugged him. wtf is that about?
notebookhug by notebookhugged December 13, 2006

red notebook! 

"Red notebook!" is an exclamatory approximately equal to the meaning, "that is so obviously obvious and apparent that you must be an absolute moron not to have caught it."

In other words, DUH. Red notebook!

Usually accompanied by rolling eyes or, in text or IM conversations, an eye-rolling emote.
"Omg you mean all that music I downloaded from Pirate Bay was pirated?!"
"Duh! Red notebook!"

OR

"Hey, where's Allie?"
"I'm right here. Red notebook!"