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Thunderfooting 

1. The act of stomping around loudly.
2. The act of kicking something hard with the bottom of your foot.
1. Damn that guy upstairs is thuderfooting around.
2. That asshole at the bar got the thunderfooting of his life.

Thunderfisting 

The action of fisting a persons anus so fat that they fart.
"Bro I was thunderfisting Joyce yesterday."
"How loud was it?"
"85 decibels bro"
Thunderfisting by Uncle brother bobby September 30, 2016

Thundergooning

Gooning so unbelievably fast, it breaks the sound barrier and makes a sound akin to thunder. Used as tech in high-level Jerkmate Ranked matches, but not recommended for beginners as it could obliterate an untrained schlong.
Commentator 1: Big lead from Henry as he starts Thundergooning, could this be the match winner?
Commentator 2: What the fuck how is that possible