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intranet 

An internet-type system set up on a LAN.

Sometimes mistakenly used to describe the internet by people who know the jargon but not the meaning.
1. My collge has an awesome intranet.
2. I can't get my computer to connect to the intranet.
intranet by beteo January 27, 2004

intranet 

The lining in your bathing suit that keeps the fish from swimmin in your junk.
Dude, I was swimmin in my bathing suit, and my intranet fell out and now I got a crawdad where the sun don't shine.
intranet by sistaDANk August 3, 2007

intranet 

created by Al Gore just before viagra.
Hi everyone, Im Al Gore and i invented the intranet!
intranet by bmxguy July 26, 2008

Intranet Gnome 

Your friend who talks trash about everyone's team in a private group thread, spreading hate and vitriol but doesn't have any allegiance to any team.
Wow, (intranet gnome pal) really had fun lambasting us this weekend when everyone's team imploded in the 4th quarter...
Intranet Gnome by gobirds13 October 16, 2023

intronet 

Use of the world wide web (internet) as a network to create oportunities to introduce yourself to others.
The girl uses online dating sites as her personal "intronet"
intronet by Urban Stephen July 19, 2007
A fancy way of saying the sexual term, "foreplay".
Why don't you ever intrenet with me before we do it?
intrenet by Jazzy Man June 20, 2008